Would you rather have a stuffed up nose or a cough that just won’t stop? I currently have the cough that won’t stop (for two weeks) and I am almost begging for the runny nose. But then I would want to switch back. How about I just finish with being sick this summer? I’m over it!
Which is worse to hear from your (male) significant other during a fight:
“Are you low or high? Maybe you should test.”
“Is it that time of the month?”